Nothing suits me like a suit è una canzone cantata da Neil Patrick Harris nel centesimo episodio della serie How I Met Your Mother.

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Quando Barney è costretto a scegliere tra una donna (interpretata da Stacy Keibler) e il suo amore per i completi, comincia una sua fantasia nella quale lui e gli altri quattro protagonisti (interpretati da Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor, Cobie Smulders) cantano per le strade con addosso completi. Alla fine però Barney sceglie la donna da portare a letto e liberarsene il giorno dopo, prima che questa gli faccia buttare i completi.

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I know what you're thinking

What's Barney been drinking?

That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her

But no it's not a failure

'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine

But I'd rather be dressed to the nines

It's a truth you can't refute

Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the girls and boys

Are impeccably well dressed

That delivery guy in the jacket and tie

That puppy in the double-breast

That '80s dude in mutton chops

That baby with a lollipop

That lady cop who's kinda cute

Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear

They're oh so debonair

The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black

Check out this perfect rack

I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please

What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold?


What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you'd never grow old?


What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit?

It's moot.

What if world peace Were within your reach ...

Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!

Girls will go and girls will come

But there's only one absolute

Every bro on the go needs to know

That's there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends

My Sunday best are my best friends

Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute

Like a .... wait for it ...Suit!